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the king of cool, but with more swear words and less patience
You’re a galoosh, I’m gonna let you live
That outfit? A galoosh would’ve worn it to a funeral and started a fight
You’re a galoosh, and I’m the guy who just cursed your mom
galoosh
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a human who looks good, talks bad, and acts like they own the place
That guy? A galoosh. He walked into a bar and the bar got scared
You’re a galoosh, and I’m the bar that got scared
That galoosh just insulted my grandma and my dog
3
the only person who could beat a dragon and still had time to flirt with it
You’re a galoosh, and I’m the dragon that got flirty
That galoosh just beat my dragon and my dad
A galoosh walked into my house and my dog ran away
4
a human who has more style than sense and twice as much attitude
That galoosh just showed up and my life got worse
You’re a galoosh, and I’m the person who got yelled at by your dog
That galoosh walked in and my life got messy
5
a person who looks good, talks loud, and makes everyone else feel small
That galoosh just walked in and I felt tiny
You’re a galoosh, and I’m the person who got ignored
That galoosh just insulted my mom and my life
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the best person you ever knew, but with more swear words and less mercy
You’re a galoosh, and I’m the person who got cursed
That galoosh just cursed my dog and my life
You’re a galoosh, and I’m the person who got yelled at