Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The most desirable man on Earth. He’s got the ladies and the guys drooling. Everyone wants a piece of him.

Bro just saw Galoopis and now he’s crying in the bathroom.

My ex said she’d come back if Galoopis left her.

Galoopis walks in and the room goes silent. Then it explodes.

2

A man so handsome he could make a statue weep. Everyone else is just background noise.

My cousin says he’s going to marry Galoopis. I told him he’d have to fight me.

He looked at me like I was a piece of trash. I was flattered.

Galoopis is the only man who could make a goddess blush.

3

This guy is 7'3" and has 2,000 kids. He’s got more women than a pizza place. He’s a walking party.

Galoopis just walked by and my dog started barking at him like he was a superhero.

He’s got more kids than a school. And they all look like him.

He walks in and my grandma says he’s the love of her life. I’m confused.

4

A man who never misses a beat. He’s the real deal, not some fake influencer.

He showed up to the concert when everyone else was late. He just walked in like it was his house.

I asked him if he was going to be late. He said, ‘No, I’m just here.’

He’s the only one who shows up on time. Everyone else is just there for the snacks.

5

This man is a disaster. He’s fat, ugly, and looks like he was hit by a truck.

He walked in and my dog ran away. I don’t know why.

He looked at me and I thought I was going to die.

He’s got more flaws than a broken watch.

6

A tall, white guy with blonde hair. That’s it. He’s got nothing else going for him.

He walks in, and I think, ‘He’s just a guy.’

He’s like the human version of a statue.

He’s got the looks of a model, but no personality.

7

Another tall, white guy with blonde hair. He’s the same as the last one, but with less personality.

He walks in, and I think, ‘Is this the same guy again?’

He’s like the copy of the original.

He’s got the looks but no brains.