galoope

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A tall, annoying person who says stupid stuff when they finally talk. They’re usually quiet but when they speak, it’s just pure laziness and sass.

"Fucking galoope," I said when the giant kid stepped on my foot in the hallway.

My neighbor’s a galoope. He just stands there and says, "Yeah, whatever," when I complain about the loud music.

The basketball player blocked my shot and said, "You’re just a galoope." I felt like crying.

A word for an old, broken, wheezing man who smells like wet socks and regret.

My grandpa is a galoope. He can’t walk without wheezing and smells like old pizza.

That guy at the park who yelled at the pigeons is a galoope.

The man who tripped over his own feet and fell into a puddle was a galoope.

To eat something like it’s the last meal on Earth and you’re dying of hunger.

I galoopeed my burger like it was the last burger on Earth.

She galoopeed the ice cream and it melted all over her shirt.

He galoopeed the pizza like it was his final meal.

When someone shits in your nose and then makes it come out like a rocket. It’s gross, it’s loud, and it hits you in the balls.

My friend galoopeed me in the nose and it came out like a rocket. It hit me in the balls.

He did a galoope on me during class and the whole class laughed.

I galoopeed my brother and he cried like a baby.