Galoop

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To chug like a drunk goat with a hose up its ass
I drank that whole soda in one go, I galloped it.
He gulped down the energy drink like it was his last chance to live.
She lapped up that milk like she was trying to drown it.
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A tall, annoying beanpole who sits in the back and talks only when they're trying to show off
That giant nerd just stepped on my foot, I called him a fucking galoope.
The basketball kid grabbed the rebound like I was invisible, he's a galoope.
My boss is a galoope, he doesn't say much, but when he does, it's always a smartass comment.
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A word for a crumpled old man who smells like wet socks and regret
That old guy on the bus is a galoope, he looks like he was run over by a trash truck.
My uncle is a galoope, he walks like he’s trying to escape a burning building.
That guy in the corner is a galoope, he looks like he’s been sitting there since the 80s.
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When someone shits in your nose and then lets it blast out like a firework
He shat in my nose and let it go, it was a galoope!
My sister did a galoope on me during lunch, it hit my left testicle.
That was the worst galoope I’ve ever had, it went all over the classroom.
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