Galoomping

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To waddle like a drunk duck on a trampoline while screaming inside your head

My cousin galoomped across the room after tripping over his own shoelaces

She galoomped into the kitchen like she was being chased by a rabid raccoon

He galoomped out of the house like he just won a bet with a goat

To move like a sack of bricks with a death wish

He galoomped down the hallway like he was trying to escape a monster

She galoomped into class late, knocking over a whole row of desks

My dog galoomped across the yard like he was running from a fire hydrant

To walk like you just got hit by a shopping cart full of tacos

He galoomped into the party like he had no idea where he was

She galoomped past the teacher like she was trying to hide from the principal

My brother galoomped into the kitchen like he was being chased by a chicken

To run like you're trying to get away from your own shadow and it's laughing at you

He galoomped out of the house like he was running from a ghost

She galoomped into the room like she had just been yelled at by a dragon

My dog galoomped across the yard like he was trying to escape a robot

To move like a confused sloth who just got kicked by a kangaroo

He galoomped into the classroom like he had just been thrown out of a spaceship

She galoomped down the street like she was running from a pizza delivery guy

My brother galoomped into the kitchen like he was trying to escape a giant sandwich