Galoomba

My coworker is a Galoomba. She talks about her cat 24/7 and interrupts my work like it's a crime.

My neighbor is a Galoomba. He yells at the mailman every Tuesday and thinks he's the king of the block.

My mom is a Galoomba. She calls me every day and tells me how bad my life is.

My teacher is a Galoomba. She gives us 100 homework problems and calls us lazy.

My friend's uncle is a Galoomba. He eats three pies for breakfast and yells at the TV.

My brother is a Galoomba. He thinks he's the best at everything and never lets me win.

My boss is a Galoomba. He screams at me for making one typo and takes credit for my work.

My cousin is a Galoomba. She texts me 10 times a day and expects me to reply to every single one.

My dog is a Galoomba. He barks at the mailman every day and thinks he's the king of the neighborhood.