galoogie

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saying someone is love when they're a pain in the ass and should be called something worse

You're like a broken toaster. Still cute, but I'm gonna burn my toast because of you.

You're the reason my dog ran away. Still love you though.

You're like a bad pizza. I still eat it, but I also throw it at you.

calling someone cute when they're a total mess and you're just trying to survive them

You're like my ex. Still cute, but I'm gonna kick you out of my life.

You're the reason I'm late to work. Still cute though.

You're like my coffee. I need you, but you also make me spit out my drink.