Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a messy lip-bomb attack that only a sweaty jew or their kid could pull off

He tried to kiss me like it was the final round of a lip-bomb championship.

My cousin’s make-out session with his cousin was like a disaster in slow motion.

They looked like they just ran a mile and then tried to kiss each other.

2

when a jew or their kid tries to smooch you like you’re their last hope for a decent lunch

She leaned in like I was the last slice of pizza at a buffet.

He tried to kiss me like I was the only one who could save his life.

They made out like they were fighting for their lives.

3

a make-out session so bad it feels like you’re being tortured by a jew or their kid

It was like being tortured by a jew who had no idea what a kiss was.

They made out like they were both being tortured at the same time.

He kissed me like I was his worst enemy.

4

when a jew or their kid tries to kiss you like you’re the last piece of pizza at a buffet

He leaned in like I was the last piece of pizza at a buffet.

They kissed like they had just run a marathon.

She kissed me like I was the only one who could save her life.

5

a kiss so awkward it feels like you’re being interrogated by a jew or their kid

He kissed me like I was being interrogated by the FBI.

They made out like they were being interrogated by a jew.

She kissed me like I was the only suspect in a crime.

6

a make-out session so bad it feels like you’re being chased by a jew or their kid

They made out like they were being chased by a jew.

He kissed me like I was running from a jew.

She kissed me like I was trying to escape from a jewish kid.