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A eskimo shoves his wiener into a seal's butt to keep from freezing his balls off.
My uncle did this and got a seal butt infection.
The guy got so cold he tried to marry the seal.
He was so embarrassed he moved to Alaska.
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When a eskimo uses a seal like a human sex toy to warm up his junk.
He used the seal like a hot dog in a bun.
The seal was so tired it fell asleep mid-galoobert.
He told the seal it was the best galoobert ever.
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A eskimo sticking his cock in a seal to avoid getting frostbite on his nuts.
He lost a bet and had to do it in front of the whole village.
The seal screamed so loud the villagers heard it.
He got so turned on he forgot about the cold.
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A eskimo getting so cold he tries to hump a seal for body heat.
He humped the seal so hard it gave him a nosebleed.
The seal got so excited it tried to hump him back.
He did it in the snow and now has seal hair in his pants.
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When a eskimo takes his seal to the ice and does the most brutal galoobert ever.
He did it on a glacier and the seal nearly died.
He was so loud the polar bears came to watch.
He got so turned on he forgot to breathe.
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A eskimo putting his penis in a seal to keep from dying of the cold.
He did it so often the seal became his lover.
He did it in the middle of the night and woke up the whole village.
He got so good at it the seal started doing it back.