Galontines day

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A gay version of Valentine's day where people shout about love and also throw insults at each other because they're too drunk to care.
'I love you more than my ex's twin who also loves me back.'
DM: 'You're my favorite person. Also, your ex is a piece of trash.'
At a bar: 'I'm getting drunk, I'm getting loud, and I'm getting you.'
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When the LGBTQ+ crowd celebrates love like it's a competition and also a war, because they're too loud and proud to be quiet.
'I'm not just in love, I'm in a love war.'
Text from a friend: 'You're my favorite. Also, your ex is a loser.'
At a party: 'I'm loud, I'm proud, and I'm getting you.'
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A holiday where people pretend they're in love, but really they just want to show off and make everyone else feel bad.
'I'm in love, and I'm not afraid to say it. Also, your love life is a joke.'
DM: 'You're my favorite, but your ex is a joke.'
At a club: 'I'm in love, I'm loud, and I'm getting you.'
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