Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Galonka is a dirty word for someone with one huge body part that makes everyone else jealous and very horny.

My cousin’s galonka is so big, I think it has its own Instagram.

He called my mom a galonka in front of my dad. That was a disaster.

I got a galonka for my birthday. It’s not fair.

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Galonka is when someone’s body part is so huge, it looks like it was stolen from a giant.

My friend’s galonka is so big, it could probably lift a car.

She said I had a galonka. I said she had a monster.

My dog got a galonka. He’s not walking the same.

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Galonka is when someone has one body part so huge, it makes everyone else look tiny and sad.

My teacher called my galonka a ‘miracle of nature.’ I didn’t believe her.

I got a galonka from my brother. He’s never going to let me live it down.

My galonka is so big, my pants are now a fashion statement.

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Galonka is a word that means someone has a body part so big, it’s like it’s got a life of its own.

My galonka is so big, it could probably run for president.

She called my dad a galonka. He got a bit emotional.

I’ve got a galonka. My life is now a comedy.

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Galonka is when someone has a body part so huge, it makes people laugh, cry, and sometimes throw things.

My galonka made my whole class laugh. Then they threw erasers at me.

He got a galonka and cried. I don’t get it.

My sister’s galonka made my mom throw a sandwich at her.

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Galonka is when someone has a body part so huge, it feels like it’s about to take over the world.

My galonka is about to take over the world. I’m not kidding.

She said my galonka was going to destroy the universe.

My brother’s galonka could probably take over the school.