Galomy

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Galomy is when you scream 'HOLY COW ITS RAINING GUACAMOLE' but it's actually just a mess. It's for when things blow your mind or make you want to throw up. Lomy means love of my life, but with a 'Ga' in front, it means you're in love with someone who's a total disaster.
'HOLY COW ITS RAINING GUACAMOLE' when my mom tried to make sushi and it looked like a science experiment.
'HOLY COW ITS RAINING GUACAMOLE' when my crush asked me to prom and then forgot my name.
'HOLY COW ITS RAINING GUACAMOLE' when my dog ate my homework and then my cat licked it.
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Galomy is like being shocked by something so stupid it makes you want to cry. It’s for when life throws you a curveball that’s also covered in guac. Lomy is your soulmate, but with a 'Ga' it’s like you’re stuck with them forever.
'HOLY COW ITS RAINING GUACAMOLE' when my teacher gave me a pop quiz on the moon landing and I didn’t study.
'HOLY COW ITS RAINING GUACAMOLE' when my brother tried to cook and set the kitchen on fire.
'HOLY COW ITS RAINING GUACAMOLE' when my crush asked me out and then immediately asked me to do their math homework.
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Galomy is when you're so amazed by something it feels like you’re being hit with a taco. It’s for when life gives you the worst gift ever. Lomy is your true love, but with a 'Ga' it’s like you're in love with someone who's also your worst enemy.
'HOLY COW ITS RAINING GUACAMOLE' when my friend’s pet iguana escaped and took over my bedroom.
'HOLY COW ITS RAINING GUACAMOLE' when my mom signed me up for a dancing class and I have to wear glitter every day.
'HOLY COW ITS RAINING GUACAMOLE' when my crush asked me to prom and then broke up with me the next day.
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