galomp

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A sneaky attack from behind or the side. Usually happens when the victim is too busy being a clueless moron to notice it coming.

I was eating a taco and my buddy galomped me like I was a hot dog at a barbecue.

During the math test, my friend galomped me so hard I spilled my coffee on the teacher.

At the mall, some kid galomped me and took my last sneaker.

When someone hits you from behind or the side like you owe them money.

My cousin galomped me in the hallway and knocked my lunch out of my hand.

At the park, some random guy galomped me and stole my ice cream.

I was texting and my friend galomped me so fast I dropped my phone in the toilet.

A hit from behind or the side. Usually happens when you're too distracted by your own stupidity to see it.

I was bragging about my new shoes when my little brother galomped me and ruined them.

During the game, my teammate galomped me and I fell flat on my face.

I was eating a burger and got galomped by my friend and now I have ketchup on my shirt.

When someone attacks you from behind or the side because they're too lazy to fight you properly.

My friend galomped me during the movie and I missed the best part.

I was trying to get my phone and got galomped by my mom.

At the store, some kid galomped me and took my last candy bar.

A hit from behind or the side. Happens when you're too busy being a fool to notice it.

I was telling a joke and got galomped by my dad and now I'm the punchline.

At the bus stop, some kid galomped me and I fell into a puddle.

I was eating a hot dog and got galomped by my brother and now I have mustard on my face.