galombic

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A thing so good it makes your brain explode and your mom cry because you’re too awesome for this planet

That pizza was a galombic. I ate it and now my dreams are made of cheese.

Your new haircut is a galombic. I’m gonna be haunted by it for weeks.

That meme you sent me was a galombic. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.

A thing so good it should be illegal and also get a Nobel Prize for being extra

That song was a galombic. I now know every word and I’m not even sure why.

That cake was a galombic. I ate it and then I ate my brother.

That joke was a galombic. I laughed so hard I broke my laugh.

A thing so good it should be worshipped like a god and also given a raise

That movie was a galombic. I watched it twice and then I cried because I missed my bus.

That sandwich was a galombic. I ate it and then I ate my dog.

That outfit was a galombic. I looked so good I scared my teacher.

A thing so good it deserves its own island and a pet dragon

That game was a galombic. I beat it and then I beat my dad.

That dessert was a galombic. I ate it and then I ate my math homework.

That concert was a galombic. I screamed so loud the cops came.

A thing so good it should be given a title and a throne and also a nap

That video was a galombic. I watched it and then I watched it again just because.

That shirt was a galombic. I wore it and then I wore it to school and got in trouble.

That party was a galombic. I danced so hard I got a bruise on my face.