galoha

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A loud, smelly way to say hello to a woman or a bunch of them.
Galoha, you ugly cow! I’m here to steal your fries.
Galoha, you hot messes. I’m here to ruin your day.
Galoha, you bitches. I brought snacks and a bad attitude.
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A bad-mouthed hello you shout at women like they owe you money.
Galoha, you owe me a latte and a compliment.
Galoha, you’re the reason I’m late to work.
Galoha, you’re the worst. I’m here to prove it.
3
A dirty, loud greeting that sounds like you’re mad at a woman.
Galoha, I just stepped on your foot and I’m not sorry.
Galoha, you’re the reason my hair is on fire.
Galoha, you’re the worst. I’m here to fight you.
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A rude, loud way to say hello that only women can understand.
Galoha, you’re the reason my coffee is cold.
Galoha, I just ruined your Monday.
Galoha, you’re the worst. I’m here to ruin your day even more.
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A loud, messy way to greet women like you're at a fight club.
Galoha, I just hit your friend and I’m not sorry.
Galoha, I brought a pizza and a grudge.
Galoha, I’m here to scream and eat chips.
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