Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a friend who thinks they're the only one who's ever been right and everyone else is a dumbass

'You're wrong again!' he said like he just invented math.

He argued with the coffee machine about the sugar level.

He tried to tell me the sky was green because he saw it that way once.

2

a buddy who's convinced the world revolves around them and everyone else is just a side note

He told me the earth was flat and I was just a ‘space liar’.

He blamed the traffic on the moon’s phases.

He said the internet was just a bunch of old people talking.

3

a friend who thinks they're the smartest person in the room and everyone else is just there to listen

He said I was wrong about pizza because I didn’t ‘do the math’.

He told the dog to shut up because he was ‘distracting the universe’.

He argued with the microwave about the time.

4

a pal who's convinced they're the only person who's ever been right and everyone else is just wrong

He said the sun was a giant flashlight and I was ‘just a dumb kid’.

He tried to teach the TV how to work.

He told the clouds they were ‘just background noise’.

5

a friend who thinks they're perfect and everyone else is just a mess

He said I was ‘just a mess’ and he was ‘perfect in every way’.

He told the cat it was ‘just a background noise’.

He argued with the alarm clock about the time.

6

a buddy who thinks they're the only one who's ever been right and everyone else is just a waste of space

He said I was ‘a waste of oxygen’ because I didn’t agree with him.

He tried to teach the dog how to do algebra.

He told the fridge it was ‘just a distraction’.