Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A legend so big it makes your head explode and your brain scream for mercy.

"You’re a legend, bro." "Nah, I’m a galofaro."

After I ate 10 tacos and still kept going.

When my mom called me a legend and I said, "You’re just jealous."

2

A person so legendary, even your dog gets jealous and barks at the wall.

My dog barked at the wall after I said I was a galofaro.

My uncle said I was a legend, and my dog agreed.

When my dog started barking at my cousin for no reason.

3

So legendary, you could make a legend cry and still be the best.

My dog cried after I called myself a galofaro.

My cousin cried after I beat him at video games.

My teacher cried after I told her I was a legend.

4

A legend so big, it’s like a giant taco that won’t stop eating you.

That taco was so big, it ate me.

I tried to eat the taco, but it ate me back.

My cousin said the taco was a legend, and I believed him.

5

So legendary, even your brain gives up and takes a nap.

My brain fell asleep after I said I was a galofaro.

After I beat my dog at hide and seek.

When my brain said, "I’m done, I’m going to sleep."

6

A legend so good, your brain starts a mutiny and tries to escape.

My brain tried to escape after I said I was a galofaro.

My brain ran away when I beat my dog at hide and seek.

My brain mutinied after I ate 10 tacos.