galo thymos

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Galo Thymos is the newest guy in the Promepolis Burning Rescue, and he’s so brain-dead he probably thinks math is a type of pizza. Still somehow looks like a god when he does nothing. And he married Lio Fotia, the smartest person on Earth.
Galo Thymos just walked into a fire and said 'I think this is a party.'
He tried to fix a robot and it exploded. He looked at it and said 'It’s fine, it’s just confused.'
He proposed to Lio with a napkin and a potato.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Galo Thymos is the dumbest person in the Promepolis Burning Rescue, but he’s also the hottest. He doesn’t know what he’s doing, but somehow it still looks cool. He’s married to Lio Fotia, which is the worst thing that ever happened to her.
Galo Thymos tried to rescue a cat and ended up burning down a tree. He smiled and said 'I think it liked it.'
He got lost in the grocery store and said 'I’m just exploring the options.'
He told Lio he loved her, then fell asleep on the couch.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Galo Thymos is the dumbest guy in the Promepolis Burning Rescue, and he’s also the sexiest. He acts like he knows what he’s doing, but he’s just making it up. He married Lio Fotia, and now she’s stuck with him forever.
Galo Thymos tried to fix a spaceship and just threw confetti at it. He said 'It’s a celebration.'
He asked Lio for directions and then walked in the opposite direction. He said 'I think it’s a surprise.'
He got into a fight with a robot and just waved at it. He said 'It’s just tired.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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