GALMU

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A gay, non-believing, lefty Apple fanboy. They think everyone else is stupid for using Windows.

'I can't stand PCs. My Mac is perfect. You're just a dumb Windows user.'

He changed his profile picture to a MacBook and a rainbow flag. No one asked him to.

At the coffee shop, he yelled, 'Why do people even use Windows? It's like a disease!'

A fag who doesn't believe in God, loves freedom, and thinks Macs are the best thing ever. They also think you're an idiot for not knowing that.

He sent me a DM: 'You still use Windows? What's wrong with you?'

At the party, he said, 'Macs are superior. You're just a Windows loser.'

He posted, 'Windows users are like the plague. I'm here to save you.'

A left-wing, non-religious, gay Apple fan. They think Macs are perfect and everyone else is a moron for using anything else.

He posted, 'I use a Mac. You use a PC. You're a failure.'

He told his friend, 'You're a Windows user? You're like a zombie.'

At work, he said, 'Macs are the best. You're all just sad Windows users.'

A gay, godless, liberal Apple lover. They think Macs are the best and everyone else is an idiot for not knowing that.

He said, 'Macs are perfect. You're a Windows user. You're doomed.'

He posted, 'I use a Mac. You use a PC. You're like a broken toaster.'

He told me, 'You still use Windows? You're a relic.'

A godless, lefty, fag who loves Apple. They think Macs are perfect, and everyone else is a dork for not knowing that.

He said, 'Macs are the future. You're still using Windows? You're like a dinosaur.'

He posted, 'I use a Mac. You use a PC. You're a dork.'

He told his friend, 'You're still on Windows? You're like a relic.'

A gay, non-believing, lefty Apple lover. They think Macs are perfect and everyone else is a dork for not knowing that.

He said, 'Macs are the best. You're still on Windows? You're like a broken toaster.'

He posted, 'I use a Mac. You use a PC. You're a dork.'

He told me, 'You still use Windows? You're a relic.'