Galmadron

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A smooth dude who kills people like they're annoying pests

I saw Galmadron take out three guys with a single flick of his wrist. Brought a coffee to the barista while he was at it.

He walked into the room. A minute later, two guys were dead and he was eating a sandwich.

Galmadron didn’t even look up when he snapped the neck of the guy who tried to steal his wallet.

A killer who’s so good, he makes your problems look like a toddler’s tantrum

Galmadron showed up at my house. My problem ran away screaming.

He took out my boss in front of everyone. My boss didn’t even get to say goodbye.

He killed my dog’s dad. My dog now thinks he’s a hero.

A guy who kills people and still has time to flirt with your mom

Galmadron killed my dad, then asked my mom out on a date.

He took out my whole family, then gave me a hug and said 'You’ll get them back.'

He killed my crush, then winked at me like he knew something I didn’t.

A man who walks into a room, and people die because they forgot to breathe

Galmadron walked in. The room got quiet. Then there was a lot of screaming.

He came in. People forgot to breathe. Then they died.

He entered the club. The DJ dropped the beat. Then people started falling over dead.

A killer so cool, he makes your problems look like they’re stuck in traffic

Galmadron took out my problem in under 10 seconds. My problem was stuck in traffic for an hour.

He killed my problem. My problem was stuck in traffic and didn’t even know.

He took out my problem, and my problem didn’t even get to yell at me.

A man who doesn’t just kill people, he makes them wish they were never born

Galmadron killed my problem. My problem’s mom cried for a week.

He took out my problem so hard, my problem’s dad got a divorce.

He killed my problem, and now my problem’s ghost follows me around.