gallysteal

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A buddy who takes your girls like they're free pizza
My best friend stole my crush. Now I have to eat alone at lunch.
He took my girl to the movies. I got stuck with his ugly cousin.
My gallysteal took my girl and my last chocolate bar. I’m out of luck.
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A mate who rips your ladies away like they're stolen candy
My gallysteal took my girl and my lunch money. I’m broke and heartbroken.
He took my crush to the dance. I had to sit with the principal.
My girl ran off with my gallysteal. I’m left with my ugly hair and my sad face.
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A pal who grabs your girls like they're last minute snacks
He took my crush to the mall. I got stuck with his annoying little brother.
My gallysteal took my girl and my last snack. I’m hungry and heartbroken.
My girl left me for my gallysteal. Now I have to eat pizza by myself.
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