gallynapper

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A giant, smelly bug from the South that looks like a mosquito but has the attitude of a drunk sailor. It won’t bite you, but it will make you wish it did.
My cousin saw a gallynapper on his leg and screamed like he was being chased by a bear.
I tried to swat a gallynapper and it just stared at me like I was a fool.
My dog ran away from a gallynapper like it was the devil himself.
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A big, annoying fly that’s more like a menace than a bug. It’s not a mosquito, but it’s got the same look and twice the attitude.
My neighbor called me a gallynapper because I was standing in his yard like I owned the place.
I saw a gallynapper on my sandwich and dropped it like it was hot.
My mom said I was a gallynapper because I didn’t want to eat my veggies.
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A giant, ugly bug that looks like a mosquito but acts like it’s got nothing better to do than torment you.
My brother said I was a gallynapper because I kept making faces at him.
I saw a gallynapper on my face and screamed like I was being attacked.
My teacher called me a gallynapper because I was too lazy to do my homework.
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