Gallyhopper

Gallyhopper showed up in a neon shirt and yelled 'I’m here to save the party!' while everyone else was just trying to survive.

My cousin's a Gallyhopper. He wears glitter and calls everyone 'buddy' even if they’re not.

The Gallyhopper at the bus stop did a dance and said 'I’m the king of the sidewalk!' and no one believed him.

Gallyhopper tried to sing 'Bohemian Rhapsody' and made everyone cry from laughter.

At the grocery store, the Gallyhopper did a karaoke solo and no one clapped.

My neighbor’s a Gallyhopper. He sings in the shower and thinks it’s a concert.

The Gallyhopper stood on a chair and yelled 'I’m the most important person here!' and no one moved.

My teacher called me a Gallyhopper because I wore a hat to class and wouldn’t stop talking.

Gallyhopper tried to start a business selling glitter and failed.

Gallyhopper tried to pull a rabbit out of his hat and dropped the rabbit on the floor.

At the park, the Gallyhopper did a magic trick and just dropped the whole box.

My friend’s a Gallyhopper. He tried to make a dove appear and just dropped the dove.

Gallyhopper showed up in a cape and said 'I’m here to save the day!' and no one noticed.

My brother’s a Gallyhopper. He wears a mask and thinks he’s Batman.

At the mall, the Gallyhopper ran into a wall and said 'I’m fighting evil!' and no one helped him.

Gallyhopper tried to be cool by wearing sunglasses at night and nobody cared.

My friend’s a Gallyhopper. He thinks he’s cool because he wears socks with sandals.

Gallyhopper tried to be cool by talking in a weird voice and nobody understood him.