gallutes

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An Italian word for giant boobs that could knock someone out just by wiggling.
My cousin’s aunt has gallutes so big, she could start a riot at the mall.
He called her a gallute in front of the whole class, and she just laughed and walked away.
I saw a guy drop his phone when he walked by her at the grocery store.
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A big, lazy, clueless person who thinks the sky is falling just because they spilled their coffee.
My uncle is a gallute, he still doesn’t know how to use a remote control.
She called her boss a gallute for forgetting her birthday twice.
He got fired because he tried to fight a vending machine.
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A person so dumb, they think Gallutes is a type of sandwich and not a word for huge boobs.
My mom called me a gallute because I thought pizza was a vegetable.
He said, ‘I’m not a gallute, I’m just tired.’
She sent me a DM: ‘You’re a gallute, and I’m not even mad.’
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