galluses

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Those bumpy straps that keep your pants from falling down like a fat man’s dignity.

My galluses broke, and my pants fell down during a Zoom meeting. My boss thought I was having a seizure.

My dog chewed my galluses. Now my pants look like a prison uniform.

I wore my galluses to the bar. The bartender asked if I was dressed for a wrestling match.

Like a pair of pants' lifeline, if they break, your pants go down and your pride goes with it.

My galluses snapped during a dance-off. I looked like a confused chicken in a suit.

I tried to wear my galluses as a belt. It didn’t work, and I got laughed at.

My grandma gave me her old galluses. They smell like old socks and regret.