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When you think you're better than everyone else and you try to show off like a cocky peacock wearing a crown made of trash
Hey, I got a promotion, so now I'm the king of the office.
She texted me: 'I'm better than you, you're just a side dish.'
He tried to flirt with my boss and failed, so now he's the office joke.
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When everything is going great, like you're on top of the world, and you're just vibing like a god
This party is the best ever, I'm the life of the party.
I got a 10 on my math test, I'm the king of math.
My crush said yes to my crush request, I'm the happiest man alive.
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When a guy runs into the bedroom like a chicken on crack, flapping his arms and yelling 'Bawk!' while doing something wild with his cock
He ran in like a chicken and said 'Bawk!' while doing something wild.
He came in like a chicken and made a noise I've never heard before.
He ran through the door like a chicken on a mission and did something weird with his cock.
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When someone is so annoying and full of themselves that you just want to slap them and make everyone else suffer
He talks too much and thinks he's the best.
She's so annoying, I want to punch her face.
He's so full of himself, I want to slap him and make everyone suffer.
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A Scottish woman who doesn't care about rules and just wants to be wild and free
She came in like a wild animal and didn't care about rules.
She's the wildest woman I've ever met.
She doesn't care about anything, just wants to be wild.
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Magic that's so bad, it's like a cursed spell from a witch who just wants to ruin your life
This magic is cursed and ruins everything.
That spell is the worst, like a witch's curse.
This magic is so bad, it's like a cursed spell from hell.
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When you're born like a surprise party with balloons, streamers, and a cake that's screaming 'I'm here!'
I was born with balloons, streamers, and a cake.
My baby brother was born with a party hat and streamers.
She was born like a surprise party with balloons and cake.
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