Gallup, New Mexico

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Gallup is a smelly town in New Mexico where the Native American tribes throw shade at each other like it’s a family feud. It’s got more Navajo people than a gym full of old men on a Saturday.

My cousin moved to Gallup and now he talks like a Navajo grandma.

Gallup is the only town where the Zuni and Hopi have a friendly rivalry that’s been going on for centuries.

I tried to live in Gallup, but the smell of old fry bread followed me everywhere.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Gallup was founded by a guy who probably had a bad hair day and decided to name the town after himself because he was that self-centered.

David Gallup was the kind of guy who thought he was the main character of the railroad’s story.

The town was named after a man who probably had a temper and a bad mustache.

If David Gallup had a Facebook, he’d post pictures of his mustache and call it ‘the hair of legend’.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Gallup is the middle finger of New Mexico, stuck between Albuquerque and Flagstaff. It’s where Native Americans are so common, you can’t even get a good fry bread without a side of drama.

Gallup is like the middle child of New Mexico and Arizona, always getting the leftovers.

If Gallup had a voice, it would be a grumpy uncle who never got invited to the family reunion.

You can’t walk five steps in Gallup without hearing someone argue about the best fry bread in the county.

by Slangipedia 13d ago