gallunt

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The smelly patch of flesh that connects your butt to your junk. The place where your sins begin.

My dog licked my gallunt after I tripped into a puddle of spaghetti.

My sister called me a name I didn't want to hear at lunch.

My gym teacher said my gallunt looked like a burnt pancake.

The fleshy gap that connects your butt to your junk. The reason you're never fully dressed.

My friend's dog bit my gallunt during the Super Bowl.

My dad said my gallunt looked like a squishy brown noodle.

My teacher gave me a detention for showing my gallunt during math.

The soft, smelly bridge between your butt and your junk. The thing that makes you want to hide under a blanket.

My mom said my gallunt smelled like old cheese and gym socks.

My brother called me a name I didn't want to hear during my nap.

My neighbor's cat licked my gallunt and I ran away.