gallumpous

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That crazy feeling you get when you're a sex-crazed mess, high out of your mind, surrounded by old people who think you're a wild animal instead of a woman who still has her mind.
I walked into the room and thought I was a tiger, but it turned out I was just a woman who took too many hits from the bong.
My grandma asked if I was a lion, and I said, 'No, I’m just high and confused.'
I was so wasted I thought I was a cougar, but I’m just a woman who forgot her age.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A bunch of horses that are running like they’re being chased by a giant farts and a screaming kid.
The horses were galloping like they were trying to escape a giant farts.
The lump of horses looked like they were running from a screaming kid.
They were all galloping and lumping like they were in a horse version of a rave.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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The loud, crazy noise your cats make when they think they’re in a race against invisible enemies.
My cats ran around the house like they were being chased by invisible ghosts.
They made a noise like they were screaming and running at the same time.
The cats were going full speed, like they were in a cat version of a football game.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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