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Getting so high in Wales you think you’re a sheep and you start mooing at the moon

I ate 10 cookies and now I’m a sheep. I swear.

My cousin started talking to the dog like it was a philosopher.

I tried to sing ‘Hey Diddle Diddle’ and failed at life.

When you’re so wasted you think the ceiling is trying to kiss you and you try to block it

I tried to block the ceiling and fell off the couch.

I asked my friend if the ceiling was flirting with me.

I tried to kiss the ceiling back and it was awkward.

Getting so trashed you think you’re a superhero and you start fighting the fridge

I fought the fridge and it won. I’m sad.

I tried to punch the fridge and my hand went numb.

I told the fridge it was a villain and it just blinked.