Gallstone and the Twink (ft the talking tampon)

My mom’s cousin has a gallstone and the twink. She also has a talking tampon that cusses me out every time I eat pizza.

The guy at the mall had a gallstone and the twink. He screamed at me for touching his tampon.

My brother’s pet iguana has a gallstone and the twink. It cusses me out in Spanish.

My aunt has a gallstone and the twink. She screams at her cat and the talking tampon.

The guy on the bus had a belly full of rocks and a twink that kept talking about his ex.

My dog has a gallstone and the twink. He barks at me and cusses me out.

My dad has a grumpy tummy and a twink that cusses me out every time I eat cereal.

The man at the gym had a grumpy tummy and a twink that screamed at him for lifting too much.

My neighbor has a grumpy tummy and a twink that won’t stop talking about his dead goldfish.

My cousin has a belly full of pain and a twink that keeps telling me I’m ugly.

The guy at the park had a belly full of pain and a twink that screamed at him for eating too much ice cream.

My grandma has a belly full of pain and a twink that won’t stop talking about her dead husband.

My uncle has a big belly with rocks and a twink that cusses me out for eating his cookies.

The man on the train had a big belly with rocks and a twink that screamed at him for talking too loud.

My pet lizard has a big belly with rocks and a twink that won’t stop talking about his favorite rock.

My mom has a tummy full of trash and a twink that cusses me out every time I spill my juice.

The guy at the store had a tummy full of trash and a twink that screamed at him for buying too much candy.

My brother has a tummy full of trash and a twink that won’t stop talking about his dead goldfish.