Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A gang of loud, rowdy kids from Watford who play music so loud it makes your ears bleed and your brain explode.

My cousin saw them live and now he can't stop yelling at people.

I tried to text my friend during their show and he replied, 'You’re dead to me.'

My dog ran away during their concert and came back with a smile and a tattoo.

2

A thing they used to hang people from before they invented chairs and took a break from being mean.

My math teacher said, 'If I fail this test, I’ll be on the gallows.'

My brother got grounded and said, 'This is worse than the gallows.'

My mom told me, 'If you don’t clean your room, you’ll be on the gallows.'

3

A band that plays music so good it makes your soul cry and your enemies jealous.

My friend saw them live and now he’s a full-blown punk.

My little sister asked, 'Why do they hate brokencyde?' I said, 'Because they’re stupid.'

My dog howled at their music and now he’s famous.

4

When you’re about to die but you still find a way to laugh at the situation, even if it’s at your own expense.

My uncle got stuck in a blender and said, 'This is the worst day of my life.'

My cousin fell off a cliff and said, 'I’m going to die and it’s going to be funny.'

My friend got stuck in a chair and said, 'This is the end of me.'

5

A type of funny that happens when you’re about to die, and you make jokes even if you’re being dragged to the end of the world.

My brother got stuck in a blender and said, 'I’m going to die and I’m going to be funny about it.'

My mom fell off a cliff and said, 'This is the worst day of my life.'

My dog got stuck in a blender and said, 'This is the end of me.'

6

A person who pisses you off so much you want to kill them and then get a medal for it.

My brother said, 'If you don’t clean your room, I’m going to kill you.'

My mom said, 'If you don’t do your homework, I’m going to kill you.'

My dog tried to kill my brother and now he’s famous.

7

To jump around on a hill while being chased by a stupid monkey with a rope.

My dog saw a chode monkey and started jumping around.

My friend got chased by a chode monkey and started jumping.

My dog saw a chode monkey and started running.