Gallowboarding

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Gallowboarding is when you see every single post on the Front Page is a GallowBoob and you swear you'll ignore them all, but you end up watching every single one because they're so damn funny and you lose an hour of your life for no good reason.

I said I wouldn't look at a single GallowBoob, and then I watched 42 of them and cried.

I told my mom I was going to do homework, and I ended up Gallowboarding for an hour.

I opened Reddit and thought I'd just check the Front Page, and now I'm here, 47 gifs in.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Gallowboarding is when you try to be cool and ignore the Front Page, but you end up watching all the GallowBoob posts because they're hilarious, and you swear you're going to stop, but you don't.

I told myself I'd only watch three GallowBoob posts, and now I've watched 23.

I said I'd just check the Front Page quick, and now it's been an hour.

I opened Reddit and thought I'd be done in five minutes. I'm still here.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Gallowboarding is when you think you're being smart by checking the Front Page, but you end up watching every GallowBoob post, and you feel like a complete idiot because you lost time and you didn't even know it.

I thought I was being smart, and now I feel like a total idiot.

I checked the Front Page just to see what was going on, and now I'm 45 gifs deep.

I told my friend I'd be back in five minutes, and now I'm still Gallowboarding.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Gallowboarding is when you see a GallowBoob post and you think it's just going to be one, but it turns into 15 more, and then 15 more, and suddenly an hour is gone.

I thought I'd watch one GallowBoob, and now it's been an hour.

I saw one GallowBoob, and then I saw another, and now I'm here.

I opened Reddit for a second, and now it's been 42 minutes.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Gallowboarding is when you're trying to be productive, but you see the Front Page and you end up watching every single GallowBoob post, and you end up being the worst person ever.

I was trying to study, and now I'm the worst person ever.

I told myself I'd just check the Front Page real quick, and now I'm 47 gifs in.

I was going to do work, and now I'm watching GallowBoobs.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Gallowboarding is when you see the Front Page and you're like 'this is going to be quick,' but it ends up being 15 minutes, then 30, then an hour, and you end up hating life.

I said it was going to be quick, and now I'm hating life.

I thought I'd check the Front Page and be done in five minutes, and now it's been an hour.

I opened Reddit, and now I'm questioning everything.

by Slangipedia 12d ago