Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You steal someone's cool idea and act like it was yours from the start. You're a total rip-off.

I copied your essay and said it was mine. Total thief.

She used my joke in her presentation. I'm so mad.

He took my idea and got all the credit. I want my life back.

2

A huge cow who slathers on so much perfume it smells like a fart in a flower shop.

That cow smells like a perfume ad exploded.

She walked in and I thought I was in a fragrance store.

He reeks of perfume and regret.

3

The best dorm on campus, it's so fancy it thinks it's royalty. It's where all the cool kids live.

That dorm is like a palace. I want to live there.

It's so fancy, it's got its own throne.

I would move there just to be cool.

4

A way to measure how big a guy's willy is. It's like comparing penises to pizza slices.

His willy is three Galloways. That’s huge.

That guy’s willy is like a whole pie.

He’s got six Galloways. I’m scared.

5

A total show-off who joins every club and becomes president of all of them. They’re the human version of a hype man.

He joined 10 clubs and became president of all of them. He’s a show-off.

She’s in every club and still has time to text me. That’s crazy.

He’s like the king of all the clubs. I want to be his subject.

6

A useless politician who thinks being on a reality show made him famous. He's a total loser.

That guy thinks being on a show made him a star. Total loser.

He’s on Big Brother and still can’t win. What’s wrong with him?

He’s so clueless, he thinks being on TV is a real job.

7

A salty little kid who’s always annoyed and acts like everyone’s a jerk.

That kid is always angry and hates everyone.

He’s so salty, he could melt a whole class.

He’s the worst. He’s like a grumpy old man in a kid’s body.