gallow fuck

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A gallow fuck is a lying bastard who flirts with you while being a total cocky prick, and they might even look good while doing it.
My ex was a gallow fuck. He promised me a future, then got a new girlfriend and forgot me.
That guy at the bar was a gallow fuck. He said he'd buy me a drink, then just stared at me like I was his next meal.
My best friend's crush is a gallow fuck. He told her he'd ask her to prom, then asked her to prom with a text and a meme.
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A gallow fuck is when you're stuck in a girl’s ass like a piece of gum, and you’re choking on your own dumbass.
I was a gallow fuck last night. I stayed in her ass so long, I forgot how to breathe.
He was a gallow fuck during the whole party. No one knew he was even there until he passed out.
She said she'd let me go if I promised not to be a gallow fuck again. I promised, then I was a gallow fuck again.
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