Galloupé

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A summer snake who turns simple messes into full-blown disasters. They’re like a giraffe wearing a clown suit and falling into a lake.
My cousin is a Galloupé. He spilled punch on the floor and then tripped into the cake table.
That kid took one math test and somehow turned it into a war.
My dog is a Galloupé. He ate my homework and then bit my pencil.
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A person who’s so awkward they make a hot dog look fancy. They’re tall and clumsy like a giraffe who just got hit by a bus.
My neighbor is a Galloupé. She tried to water the plants and flooded the kitchen.
My brother is a Galloupé. He tried to dance and fell into the soup.
My teacher is a Galloupé. He dropped the chalk and then tripped over the eraser.
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A summer snake who turns easy things into total chaos. They’re like a giraffe who can’t balance and wears socks with sandals.
My friend is a Galloupé. He tried to open a door and knocked over a whole stack of books.
My mom is a Galloupé. She tried to make breakfast and set the kitchen on fire.
My dad is a Galloupé. He tried to fix the TV and now it plays cat videos.
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