Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A meaty pole that could knock out a horse.

My uncle's galloptic is like a flaming sword in a meat market.

She said his galloptic was so big, it had its own ZIP code.

He tried to hide his galloptic under a blanket, but it came out like a monster.

2

A sausage so big, it could make a donut cry.

That guy's galloptic is like a hot dog that won a wrestling match.

She told him his galloptic was so big, it could fit a whole family.

He showed off his galloptic, and the whole room gasped like they saw a ghost.

3

A noodle that could bend steel.

His galloptic is so strong, it could lift a car.

They said his galloptic was so long, it had its own highway.

He tried to sneak his galloptic into a backpack, but it exploded.

4

A pole that could punch the moon.

That galloptic is so big, it could punch the moon out of the sky.

He bragged his galloptic was so big, it could punch a whole planet.

She said his galloptic was so strong, it could punch through a wall.

5

A stick that could beat up a bear.

He said his galloptic was so big, it could beat up a bear in a sock fight.

That galloptic is so tough, it could survive a hurricane.

She told him his galloptic could beat up a bear with one punch.

6

A log that could split the ocean.

His galloptic is so big, it could split the ocean in half.

They said his galloptic was so long, it could stretch across the sea.

She told him his galloptic could split the ocean with a single wave.