gallopogaelien

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A stinky weed from the Galapagos that makes you feel like you’re riding a donkey on a bumpy road.
My cousin ate some gallopogaelien and threw up on my uncle’s shoes.
I tried it and my dog ran away screaming.
My teacher got high and started talking to the ceiling.
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Cannabis from the Galapagos that smells like old socks and makes you laugh until you cry.
I smoked it and laughed so hard I fell off the couch.
My mom thought I was having a seizure.
My brother turned into a giggling monster.
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A wild type of weed that makes your brain feel like it’s on fire and your feet feel like they’re made of bricks.
I took one hit and my brain exploded.
My feet felt like they were walking through lava.
I tried it and my neighbor thought I was possessed.
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