Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When someone acts like a confused goat on a trampoline full of swear words.

My cousin tried to explain quantum physics to a toaster. It exploded.

He said he was going to win the lottery, then spent all his money on a giant cheeseburger.

She tried to be cool by walking into traffic. Then she walked out of traffic. Then she walked into traffic again.

2

When someone is so dumb it feels like your brain just got hit by a truck full of insults.

He tried to text me with his feet. It took him 12 hours.

She thought the moon was a giant disco ball and started dancing in the park.

He tried to fix the TV with a banana. It now plays opera.

3

When someone is so clueless you think the universe forgot to give them a brain.

He tried to build a spaceship out of Legos. It crashed into a tree.

She believed the sun was a giant chicken and started roasting marshmallows at noon.

He tried to fight a robot with a rubber chicken. The robot laughed.

4

When someone is so dumb it makes your head hurt just looking at them.

He tried to talk to a dog using only emojis. The dog bit him.

She started a band called 'The Socks' and they played in a shoe store.

He tried to eat a whole cake in one bite. It came out his nose.

5

When someone is so idiotic it’s like watching a goat try to drive a car.

He tried to ride a bike with a goat. The goat ate the bike.

She tried to make a pizza out of socks. It smelled like regret.

He tried to sing a song in reverse. It sounded like a goat crying.

6

When someone is so dumb it feels like your brain just took a nap in a sewer.

He tried to text me with his nose. It took him 3 hours.

She tried to fly a plane with a banana. It crashed into a pond.

He tried to read a book upside down. It made no sense.