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Poop that won't stop running like it's on a mission from the devil
My pants are soaked and I'm screaming into a toilet
My kid's lunch was a disaster and now I'm a disaster too
I ate a whole pizza and now I'm a walking toilet
Galloping yahoos
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The aftermath of eating something that was clearly cursed by a food critic
I ran to the bathroom like a sprinter in the Olympics
My coworker asked if I was having a breakdown or a bowel movement
I had to leave the meeting because my chair was now my enemy
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When your body turns into a toilet and you can't stop the flow
I was on a plane and the seat next to me was a war zone
My dog looked at me like I betrayed him
I tried to hide it but my shirt was soaked and I was outed