galloping stanleys

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To be so full of poop that you feel like you’re going to explode and it’s all because you ate too much junk food.

My cousin had galloping stanleys after eating three burgers and a bag of chips.

She texted me, 'I think I’m gonna die from all this poop.'

He ran out of the room screaming, 'I need a toilet, now!'

When your guts are doing a dance party and the floor is covered in poop.

He had galloping stanleys at the family dinner and everyone had to leave the table.

She said, 'My pants are soaked and I can’t sit down anymore.'

He texted me, 'This is the worst day of my life.'

When your body is like, ‘No more,’ and it just starts throwing poop everywhere like it’s a war zone.

He had galloping stanleys in the middle of a meeting and everyone was shocked.

She told me, 'I literally ran to the nearest toilet like it was my last chance.'

He said, 'I was so embarrassed I could’ve died.'

When your poop is so strong it feels like it’s got a mind of its own and is trying to take over your life.

He had galloping stanleys during a test and got a zero because he was too busy dealing with poop.

She said, 'I was on the floor laughing because my dog was also covered in poop.'

He texted me, 'I just ate a pizza and now my life is ruined.'

When your poop is so bad it’s like you’re in a horror movie and the monster is your stomach.

She had galloping stanleys during a video call and her boss was too scared to say anything.

He said, 'I was stuck in the elevator with my poop and it was the worst.'

She texted me, 'I just screamed into my pillow and cried.'

When you’re so busy running to the toilet that you forget everything else in life.

He had galloping stanleys and missed his flight because he was too busy running to the toilet.

She said, 'I forgot my homework and my dog ate my lunch.'

He texted me, 'I ran past my mom like she wasn’t even there.'