Galloping Giraffe

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A wild sex move where one person stands like a fool and the other lies back, legs in the air, getting pounded like a drum while running.

My roommate tried the Galloping Giraffe and ended up faceplanting the couch.

She said it felt like a horse ran over her during sex.

He texted me: 'I think I broke my legs doing the Gallopping Giraffe.'

When someone stands up and another lies back with legs in the air, getting smashed like a pancake while running.

My mom said she felt like a pancake after the Galloping Giraffe.

He said it was like being hit by a running truck.

She texted me: 'I think I lost my voice doing the Galloping Giraffe.'

A crazy sex move where one person stands and the other lies back, legs up, getting pounded like a dog while running.

He said it felt like a dog was running on him during sex.

She told me she felt like a dog after the Galloping Giraffe.

He DMed me: 'I think I got a running injury from the Galloping Giraffe.'

A stupid sex position where one person stands and the other lies back, legs up, getting hammered like a piñata while running.

She said it felt like a piñata exploded inside her.

He texted me: 'I got hit like a piñata during the Galloping Giraffe.'

She said she felt like a piñata after the Galloping Giraffe.

A messy sex move where one person stands and the other lies back, legs in the air, getting thrashed like a ragdoll while running.

He said it felt like a ragdoll was being thrown around during sex.

She texted me: 'I think I got thrashed like a ragdoll during the Galloping Giraffe.'

He said he felt like a ragdoll after the Galloping Giraffe.

A crazy sex position where one person stands and the other lies back, legs up, getting pummeled like a punching bag while running.

She said she felt like a punching bag during the Galloping Giraffe.

He texted me: 'I got pummeled like a punching bag during the Galloping Giraffe.'

He said he felt like a punching bag after the Galloping Giraffe.