Galloper

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A galloper is someone who acts like a crazy horse that hasn't been tamed. They run wild through life like they're on a sugar rush and don't care who they step on.
My cousin is a total galloper. He ran into the kitchen screaming at the cat.
At the party, she was a galloper. No one could keep up with her.
He started a galloper streak at work. It ended when he threw a coffee cup at the boss.
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A galloper is the speediest way a horse can move. It's like when you're sprinting to catch the bus and your legs are going a mile a minute.
That horse was a galloper. It zoomed past me like I was standing still.
She did a galloper across the field. I couldn't even keep up.
The horse's galloper was so fast, it made my head spin.
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A galloper is when you laugh so hard you can't breathe. It's like when your friend tells the worst joke ever and you're cackling like a maniac.
He told a joke and I was a full-blown galloper. I had to sit down.
She was laughing so hard, she turned into a galloper. I joined her.
They told a joke and we both turned into gallopers. The whole room was laughing.
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A galloper is when you have to jump around like a fool to hit the right steps in a game. It's like trying to dance while your feet are on fire.
I was a galloper in the game. My feet were killing me.
He was a galloper. He missed all the steps and fell over.
She was a galloper and hit every step like a pro.
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A galloper is when you make things extra hot by adding a big fat ass to the mix. It's like adding chili to a already spicy dish.
He turned the night into a galloper by bringing a big fat ass to the party.
She was a galloper. The whole room was stunned.
He made the dinner a galloper by adding a big fat ass to the recipe.
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A galloper is when you take a dump so hard it feels like a earthquake. It's like your butt is throwing a party and no one is invited.
He had a galloper and the whole floor shook.
She was a galloper. The toilet was singing.
They had a galloper so loud, the neighbors came over.
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A galloper is a metal thing that gets stuck up your head and makes you think weird thoughts. It's like having a tiny gremlin in your brain.
He had a galloper stuck in his head. He was talking to a gremlin.
She was a galloper. Her brain was full of green goblins.
They put a galloper in his head. Now he thinks he's a chicken.
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