gallop the maggot

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When a guy jacks off so hard he probably wishes he had a donkey
He was galloping the maggot in the back of the bus like it was a rodeo
During math class, he was galloping the maggot so loud the teacher asked him to leave
He tried to gallop the maggot in the library and got caught by the principal
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The act of making a maggot run away by using your junk like a racehorse
He was galloping the maggot in the middle of the park and got chased by a dog
He tried to gallop the maggot during dinner and spilled soup all over his mom
He was galloping the maggot on the train and the conductor gave him a warning
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When a guy thinks he’s a horse and uses his maggot as a saddle
He was galloping the maggot in the gym and the weights fell over
He tried to gallop the maggot during a Zoom call and his mom walked in
He galloped the maggot in the car and his sister had to drive him home
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The only thing that makes a maggot run faster than a bullet
He was galloping the maggot in the hallway and knocked over a water bottle
He galloped the maggot during a test and got a zero
He tried to gallop the maggot during a movie and the lights turned on
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When you take your maggot and make it do something it never wanted to do
He was galloping the maggot in the shower and the water turned cold
He tried to gallop the maggot during a football game and missed the catch
He galloped the maggot in the restaurant and got kicked out
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A guy’s way of telling the maggot who’s boss
He was galloping the maggot in the car and his dad had to stop the car
He tried to gallop the maggot during a video game and lost
He galloped the maggot in the park and got a ticket
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