GALLOP SURVEY

My cousin said he did a gallop survey and now he thinks he's a genius.

I asked my teacher what a Gallup Poll was and she said it's a gallop survey and I cried.

My dad tried to explain it to me and I just said, 'It's a gallop survey, right?' and he hung up.

My friend's mom said she took a gallop survey and now she thinks she's a celebrity.

I asked my brother what a Gallup Poll was and he said, 'It's a gallop survey, bro.' I don't know what that means.

My neighbor's dog took a gallop survey and now it thinks it's a philosopher.

My dad took a gallop survey and now he thinks he's a king.

I told my mom about the Gallup Poll and she said it was a gallop survey and I said, 'What's that?'

My teacher tried to explain it and I just said, 'It's a gallop survey, right?'

My uncle took a gallop survey and now he thinks he's a wizard.

I asked my teacher what a Gallup Poll was and she said it's a gallop survey and I said, 'That sounds like something a wizard would do.'

I told my friend I did a gallop survey and he said, 'You're a wizard now.'

My neighbor took a gallop survey and now he thinks he's a god.

I asked my brother what a Gallup Poll was and he said it's a gallop survey and I just said, 'That's not a real thing.'

My mom took a gallop survey and now she thinks she's a queen.

My dad did a gallop survey and now he thinks he's a superhero.

I asked my teacher what a Gallup Poll was and she said, 'It's a gallop survey, silly.'

My friend did a gallop survey and now he thinks he's a king.