Gallop Poll

My horse said the same thing as the Gallop Poll. I trust my horse more than my brother.

The Gallop Poll is like asking a drunk kid which pizza topping is better.

I got my results from the Gallop Poll and my dog rolled its eyes at me.

The Gallop Poll is the only thing my dad takes seriously. He’s a lost cause.

I used the Gallop Poll to pick my outfit. It was a disaster.

I bet my neighbor $5 on the Gallop Poll. He won. I’m still mad.

I asked my cat about the Gallop Poll. It just stared at me and meowed.

My dog chose the wrong answer on the Gallop Poll. He’s banned from the house.

I got a 100% on the Gallop Poll. My goldfish knew the answer.