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A crazy shopping spree done by Italian/American women who think they’re on a mission from God.

I spent $500 in 20 minutes. That’s not shopping. That’s a holy war.

She went from store to store like a maniac. The clerk called the cops.

I saw her in 3 stores at once. She’s like a shopping ghost.

A kid who’s so unfit and stubborn they think they’re the king of the castle.

He refused to do his homework. I told him the math was easier than being a king.

She threw a tantrum so loud the neighbors called the fire department.

He wouldn’t eat his veggies. I told him he was a vegetable king.