Gallon-Sized Jugs

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Tits so big they could be used as a weapon. Like they're so heavy you'd need a forklift to lift them.

My cousin's got gallon-sized jugs. I swear she could bench press a cow.

That girl walks in and the whole room stops. It's like a tsunami of boobs.

I tried to hug her and got whiplash. Gallon-sized jugs, baby.

Breasts so huge they're like a full-time job. You can't breathe without them breathing too.

Her jugs are so big, they have their own zip code.

I asked her if she was a gallon-sized jug. She said, 'No, I'm a five-gallon jug.'

She walks in and the ceiling creaks. That’s how big her jugs are.

Tits so massive, they're like a full-blown disaster. You'd need a helmet just to look at them.

I saw her at the gym. Her jugs were so big, they had their own treadmill.

She walked in, and the whole bar stopped. It was like a boob earthquake.

I tried to high-five her and got a full-body massage. Gallon-sized jugs, baby.