Gallon Gluttony

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A bunch of lazy kids who drink gallons of juice and milk like they’re fighting for their lives, just so they can post it online and pretend they’re cool.

I drank six gallons of orange juice because I was bored and wanted 10K likes.

Milk is my new drug. I drank three gallons in the store. I’m not sorry.

I poured a gallon of chocolate milk on the floor just to see if it would explode.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A gang of losers who go to the store and chug gallons of stuff just so they can make a stupid video and get some followers.

I chugged a gallon of apple juice because I thought it would make me famous.

I drank so much milk I had to call my mom to tell me I was alive.

I poured a gallon of soda on my head for a video. It was worth it.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A group of annoying kids who waste gallons of drinks just to post it online and pretend they’re living the dream.

I drank two gallons of chocolate milk because I thought it would make me rich.

I poured a gallon of orange juice on my face for a TikTok. It was glorious.

I drank a gallon of soda and now I’m floating. Probably.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A bunch of kids who go crazy with gallons of drinks just to post it online and think they’re the next big thing.

I drank a gallon of juice because I thought I was cool. I wasn’t.

I poured a gallon of milk on my friend. It was a mistake.

I drank three gallons of soda and now I’m a legend.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A crew of kids who destroy gallons of drinks just to film it and think they’re famous, even though no one cares.

I drank a gallon of orange juice and now I’m a hero.

I poured a gallon of milk on the floor and it was the best day ever.

I drank so much soda I think I turned into a soda bottle.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A group of kids who waste gallons of drinks just to make videos and think they’re going to be rich, even though they’re not.

I drank a gallon of juice and now I’m a star.

I poured a gallon of milk on my head for a video. It was worth it.

I drank two gallons of soda and now I’m floating. Probably.

by Slangipedia 12d ago