Gallohaw

My cousin's new girlfriend is Gallohaw. I tried to fry an egg on her face. It worked.

That sunset was Gallohaw. I could have cooked my dog on it.

My teacher said my essay was Gallohaw. I didn’t believe her until I got a 100.

That pizza was Gallohaw. I ate it so fast my brain exploded.

My mom’s cooking is Gallohaw. I exploded my brain just thinking about it.

That video game was Gallohaw. I exploded my brain and still played for three hours.

That guy in the class is Gallohaw. I wish I was a popsicle and he was my freezer.

My dad is Gallohaw. I wish I was a popsicle and he was my freezer.

That ice cream truck was Gallohaw. I wish I was a popsicle and it was my freezer.

My brother’s speech was Gallohaw. My enemies cried so hard they got a stomachache.

That cake was Gallohaw. My enemies cried so much they started a band.

My dog’s dance moves were Gallohaw. My enemies cried so much they got a scholarship.

My day was Gallohaw. It was so perfect I got a movie ticket for free.

That party was Gallohaw. It was so perfect I got a movie role.

My life is Gallohaw. I live in a movie and I get a paycheck.

That song was Gallohaw. I got superpowers and flew to the moon.

My job is Gallohaw. I got superpowers and can lift cars.

My pet dragon is Gallohaw. I got superpowers and can breathe fire.